①  Refers to those "intimate moments" as "Win-Win situations"

②  Valentine`s Day card has bullet points  >>>

③  Can`t be trusted with the car (too accustomed to beating up rentals)

④  Celebrate anniversary by conducting a performance review

⑤  Ends any argument by saying "let`s talk about this offline"

⑥  Tries to call room service from the bedroom

⑦  Congratulates your parents for successful value creation

⑧  Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is YOUR day"

⑨  Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late

⑩  Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period"