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Financial Benefits of Thinking Outside the Box
A businessman
walks into a bank in New York City and asks for
the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe
on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
$5,000.
The bank officer
says the bank will need some kind of security
for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys
to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in
front of the bank. Everything checks out, and
the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.
An employee drives
the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.
Two weeks later,
the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer
says, "We are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While
you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The businessman
replied, "Where else in New York can I park my
car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
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"Prostitute Parrots"
A
lady approaches her priest and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female
talking parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're
prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I
have a solution to your problem. Bring your two
female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male talking parrots whom I
taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots
will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will
learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The
next day the woman brings her female parrots to
the priest's house. His two male parrots are
holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the
male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi,
we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One
male parrot looks over at the other male parrot
and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers
have been answered!"
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"The Owl and the Field Mouse Story"
A little
field-mouse was lost in a dense wood, unable to
find his way out. He came upon a wise old owl
sitting in a tree. "Please help me, wise old
owl, how can I get out of this wood?" said the
field-mouse.
"Easy," said the
owl, "Grow wings and fly out, as I do."
"But how can I
grow wings?" asked the mouse.
The owl looked at
him haughtily, sniffed disdainfully, and said,
"Don't bother me with the details, I only advise
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Strategic Achievement
Strategic Problem Solving
AImpowerment
Humans vs. AI: SCA
Human-AI Synergy
AI Optimization
AI Predictions |
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"Knowing Where To Kick"
A
car mechanic is called in after every other
mechanic failed. He listens to the engine for a
few minutes, then hauls off and gives it a big
swift kick in a certain strategic spot. Lo and
behold, the engine starts humming like a kitten.
The mechanic turns around, gives the car owner
his bill for $400. The owner is flabbergasted
and demands an itemized breakdown AND
EXPLANATION.
The
bill says... '$1 for my time, and $399 for
knowing where to kick.'
"One
Thing at a Time"
A
little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it
really doesn't bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always silent. As a matter
of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since
I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was farting because they don't smell and are
silent."
The
doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come
back to see me next week."
The
next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she
says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me,
but now my farts... although still silent...
stink terribly."
The
doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up
your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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Laughter is a
master key to success. It helps spread joy,
connect with others, remove tensions, learn
joyfully, heal diseases, and conquer
adversaries. |
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