“If
you can start your day without caffeine,
If
you can always be cheerful and ignore aches and
pains,
If
you can resist the claims and not bore people
with your problems,
if
you can eat the same food every day and be
thankful for it,
if
you can understand a loved one, even when they
have no time for you,
if
you can skip past the ears of the allegations
made by a loved one, even when everything goes
wrong is not your fault,
if
you can safely take criticism,
if
you can relate to my poor friend as well as the
rich,
if
you can do without lies and deceit,
If
you can deal with stress without medication,
If
you can relax without liquor,
If
you can sleep without pills,
If
you can honestly say that you have no prejudice
against color, religion, sexual orientation or
policy
means that you have reached the level of your
dog.”