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Wise Jokes

that educate, inspire ideas, help grow

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Vadim Kotelnikov (VadiK) innovator venturepreneur trainer speaker

Wise Jokes educate, create 'Aha!' effect, inspire ideas, help you grow, achieve more and succeed

 

It is known that there is some truth in every joke.
In a good joke, in addition to a grain of truth, there is also a grain of humor.
And wise, good jokes also provide valuable tips and help you grow.

 

 

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In this section of my inspirational KoRe e-Coach I present such valuable, often well-known, anecdotes and show what clues they give, and how they help a thinking person to learn, create new ideas, grow and succeed.

Let's begin.

 

 

 

   

Customer Retention: Smart is Dumb

 

 

 

 

A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here, I'll show you."

"Hey Tommy! Come here!" yelled the barber. Tommy came bouncing over "Hi Mr. Williams!" The barber pulled out a rusty dime and a shiny quarter and told Tommy he could keep the one of his choice. Tommy looked long and hard at the dime and quarter and then quickly snapped the dime from the barber's hand. The barber looked at the businessman and said, "See, I told you."

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After his haircut, the businessman caught up with Tommy and asked him why he chose the dime.

Tommy looked at him in the eye and said, "If I take the quarter, the game is over."

 

 

   

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Teacher Solves a Big Problem Creatively

 

 

 

 

A new geography teacher came to school. Before the first lesson, his colleagues warned him that he had an extremely disobedient class, and that not a single teacher had ever managed to force the students of this class to sit and listen during a lesson.

The new teacher replied that he could handle it and went to teach the lesson. The other teachers laughed at the newcomer's naivety and stood outside the door to listen to the students boo their new colleague.

After the teacher appeared, the din in the classroom, as expected, did not subside at all. Then the teacher was heard to say something, after which the naughty students instantly became quiet and listened carefully to the teacher until the very end of the lesson.

In the teachers' room, colleagues surrounded the new geographer and asked what he said that made the disobedient students instantly shut up and start listening to the teacher.

 

 

 

The geographer replied: “I asked them: “Do you know how to put a condom on a globe?”

The students asked: “What is a globe?”

And then I started telling them about the globe.

 

Creative Problem Solving (CPS)

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Vadim Kotelnikov

Laughter is a master key to success. It helps you spread joy, connect with people, remove tensions, learn joyfully, heal diseases, and conquer adversaries.

Vadim Kotelnikov, founder of 1000ventures - personal logo VadiK

Inventor Business e-Coach

Author Innoball

Founder Innompic Games icon