① Refers to those "intimate moments" as "Win-Win
② Valentine`s Day card has bullet points
③ Can`t be trusted with the car (too accustomed to beating up rentals)
④ Celebrate anniversary by conducting a
⑤ Ends any argument by saying "let`s talk about this offline"
⑥ Tries to call room service from the bedroom
⑦ Congratulates your parents for successful
⑧ Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is YOUR day"
⑨ Talks to the waiter about
process flow when dinner arrives late
⑩ Referred to the first month of your
relationship as a "diagnostic period"