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Inspirational Jokes and Humorous Quotes |
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"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
– Jerome K. Jerome"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."
– George Bernard Shaw|
Yes, these life- and business-related jokes, humorous quotes and cartoons make a great part of Ten3 Business e-Coach too. Surprised? Fun has become a big element in the business strategy of many highly successful businesses. Take a break and enjoy these jokes and humorous quotes – they can inspire new ideas. Use them in your business talks and presentations – they do help. |
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Humorous
Business Plans
Success
Management Skills: "Every
successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a
son-of-a-bitch."
–
Peter McArthur...
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Growth
Strategy: "If men
knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring."
–
Alphonse Karr
Market
analysis:
"What the world really needs is
more
love and less paperwork."
– Pearl Bailey...
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Funds
required and uses:
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
Great
Communicator
Communication Management Skills:
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and
he will tell you the truth."
Market Analysis:
"Some read to think, these are rare; some to write,
these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority."
– Charles Caleb Colton...
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Innovation Management Team: "Few great men would
have got past personnel." –
Paul Goodman...
Operational Plan:
"The secret to
creativity is knowing how to hide
your sources."
–
Albert Einstein...
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If you have a technology policy and a procedure, make sure nobody
in the university community actually understands what it is.
Complexity is good...
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