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Vadim Kotelnikov

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Kotfucius

Quotes, jokes, wise and humorous sayings

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Why do I sometimes sign my messages "Kotfucius"? Because the philosophy of Confucius resonates with me.

 

Universal Know-How - Yin-Yang Intelligence (YYI) by Vadim Kotelnikov

 

   

Besides, Confucius and I were born on the same day, September 28 (except perhaps with a difference of several years)

~ Vadim Kotelnikov (Chinese name Wei Di)

 

 

 

 

Vadim Kotelnikov Wei Di cover Chinese S&T journal

  Vadim Kotelnikov as Cotfucius: Deep Immersion tips

 

Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand that others stop understanding me.

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Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

Sell ​​people fish, and they'll be fed for a while. Teach people to fish, and you'll ruin your business.

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Humorous quote: If luck doesn't smile on you tickle it. Kotfucius  

If you want to improve your memory, lie to everyone differently so that you have to remember who you said what to.

  What is success and failure in life: heaven and hell. VadiK quote  

KoRe Proverbs

$500K Impromptu Joke

How To Be Witty

 

Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

Life should be lived in such a way that you are not booed, but called for an encore. And then decide for yourself when it is best to end your reincarnations.

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If you choose the path for its beauty and not its safety, do not be surprised by the cliffs.

 

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Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

Are you sitting and waiting for your dream to come true, but it never does? The problem is that you are sitting.

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A giant that stands still becomes smaller every day.

 

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Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

Your higher purpose is hidden within you – interrogate yourself until you reveal this secret.

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Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

If luck refuses to smile on you, tickle it.

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A tree that forgets to grow new roots cannot stand against the coming storm.

 

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It's very rewarding to find opportunities in failures – especially in your competitors' failures.

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A house with uneven floors cannot support a heavy roof.

 

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Meetings are dangerous for life
− they can bore you to death.

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When a house is built too far from the village, its lights no longer guide the neighbors.

 

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KoRe proverb about the European Commission (EC): When a house is built too far from the village, its lights no longer guide the neighbors.  

A house built on one pillar trembles when the wind changes.


When the well is dug far from the village, the water tastes foreign.


When the load grows faster than the legs, even a strong horse begins to stumble.


A ship built for calm seas struggles when the winds change.


A house built for yesterday cannot shelter tomorrow.

 

KoRe Proverbs of Weaknesses and Mistakes

 

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The government usually demonstrates complete incompetence in meeting my expectations

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KoRe proverb: When the mill grinds unevenly, even good grain turns bitter.  

When the mill grinds unevenly, even good grain turns bitter.


A mill cannot grind with water that is no longer flowing.


When a kingdom forgets to sharpen its tools, even the finest workshop falls silent.


When a kingdom neglects its fields, even the richest soil yields silence


When every traveler chooses a different road, the caravan moves nowhere.

 

Know You Inner and Outer Enemies

 

Kotfuci Vadim Kotelnikov humorous quotes funny wisdom

The only measure of success or failure in life is whether you end up in heaven or hell.

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