When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When
you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's
If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X;
Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has
learned in school.
The only thing that interferes with my
learning is my education.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age
The difference between stupidity and
genius is that genius has its
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm
not sure about the the universe.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they
will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.