Humorous Business Quotes

The rich think money is their servant.

Money thinks the rich are their servant.

Both are right.

Sell people fish, and they'll be fed for a while. Teach people to fish, and you'll ruin your business.

We were hoping to build a small profitable company; and of course, what we've done is build a large, unprofitable company.

"Every successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch."
~ Peter McArthur

"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
~ Howard Scott

"Corporation is an ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility."
~ Ambrose Bierce

~ Charles Dickens

"Few great men would have got past personnel."
~ Paul Goodman

"Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties."
~ Doug Larson

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell."
~ Edward Abbey

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world."
~ Andrew Young